What are some one-line jokes?

What are some one-line jokes?

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

  • My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
  • If nothing was learned,nothing was taught.
  • Velcro – what a rip-off!
  • Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
  • If you are here – who is running hell?
  • Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
  • Nothing tops a plain pizza.
  • What are the best short jokes?

    100 Short Jokes for Kids That Are Easy to Remember Why did the teddy bear skip out on dessert when she was on a date? She was stuffed! What is a little bear with no teeth is called? A gummy bear. What do you call a noodle that is fake? What’s an alligator in a vest called? What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?

    What are some super funny jokes?

    What are a shark’s two most favorite words? If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge? Have you ever tried eating a clock? Why are ghosts such bad liars? It’s cleaning day so naturally, I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Here, I bought you a calendar.

    What are some clean short jokes?

    101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

    What are some clever puns?

    I’m no cheetah…you’re lion! Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence! Never date someone cross-eyed… You’ll always catch them seeing other people on the side! What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!