What are some one-line jokes?

What are some one-line jokes?

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

If nothing was learned,nothing was taught.

Velcro – what a rip-off!

Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.

If you are here – who is running hell?

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

What are the best short jokes?

100 Short Jokes for Kids That Are Easy to Remember Why did the teddy bear skip out on dessert when she was on a date? She was stuffed! What is a little bear with no teeth is called? A gummy bear. What do you call a noodle that is fake? What’s an alligator in a vest called? What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?

What are some super funny jokes?

What are a shark’s two most favorite words? If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge? Have you ever tried eating a clock? Why are ghosts such bad liars? It’s cleaning day so naturally, I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Here, I bought you a calendar.

What are some clean short jokes?

101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

What are some clever puns?

I’m no cheetah…you’re lion! Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence! Never date someone cross-eyed… You’ll always catch them seeing other people on the side! What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!